MORONS AT HEATHROW

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Two guys have wasted their
time at airports, in this case, London’s Heathrow, by writing down strange
names and asking the airport Information Center to locate these people by
calling out their names on the airport’s PA system.  These guys would then hang out beneath the
speakers and record the results.

In order to make it as
believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help
finding these people about 40 minutes after a Thai Airways or Air India flight
had landed.

They acted as if they could
not pronounce the names themselves, so as not to reveal the joke, but just
handed over a note with the names printed on it and asked the employ at the
Information Center.

After the fifth recording,
they had to leave Heathrow as airport security figured out what was going
on.  The last recording is from Gatwick.

To hear the recordings,
double-click on the speaker symbol (it’ll take a few seconds to start), listen
and enjoy.

Give these guys the Big
Practical Joker prize.

Looks Like…
Reads Like…
Sounds Like…
Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed
I hate this fucking job, and I will be
fired
Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie
I‘ve just been fired, and bye-bye
everybody
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest
I need a piss quick, and my legs are
crossed
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet
Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a
shit
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum
DeBahzted
My colleague just farted, and left the
room, the bastard
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee
Still, I got my own back and took a piss
in his tea

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